THE HANKY CODE
You just arrived at the baths, peeled out of your clothes at lightning speed, showered in a flash, and threw open the door to await the arrival of the muscle hunk checking in behind you. Suddenly he is standing at your door rubbing his cock under his towel. As he lifts his towel to reveal his throbbing, hard, uncut, 9-inch cock, you make eye contact and motion for him to come into your room.
He stands over your bunk and you play with each other’s cocks for a few minutes. You reach up and close the door and your hand touches his butt. In an instant he is gone out the door and you are left lying on your bunk wondering what happened. Do I have bad breath, am I getting too old, is my cock too big, did I forget to trim my toenails, doesn’t he like getting fucked, what in the hell happened? You may never know that he thought you were the hottest man on earth, but he liked being fucked with the door open.
No matter how good looking you are it’s not much good if that horny muscle stud you just spent three hours cruising isn’t compatible. If you and every other good looking horny guy at the baths are all tops, you could all be frustrated and depressed from rejection in short order.
Wouldn’t it be wonderful if our sexual interests were printed on our foreheads or otherwise obvious? They can be obvious with the old hanky code. As one who was around when it was chic, I liked it. Too bad it went away. Heterosexuals caught on to what it was all about and a few squeamish queens started giving attitude about scenes they weren’t into and knew nothing about.
Since there are not a lot of heterosexuals at the baths, my suggestion is that we adapt the code for the baths and bring it back. Just choose a suitable hanky from the list below and position it on your towel or door. If you are into several scenes, get several hankies.
Most of the hankies are available at adult sex stores, but if you can’t find them anywhere else, try ordering try ordering mail order from The Pleasure Chest at 1-800-75-DILDO or on line at http://www.thepleasurechest.com/.
There is no point to sticking your butt up in the air if we don’t know whether you want a dick, a dildo, or a fist. Put a hanky on your door, and then stick your butt up in the air. If we aren’t compatible, we can enjoy the view without the trauma of rejection.
Let’s make it easy on our selves and go
back to hanky codes. Wear your colors with pride and if you encounter a
squeamish queen at the baths, which isn’t too likely, tell her to shut
up.
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