How to make cum taste sweet

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Scientists have done research on cum to determine what will make your cum taste better. They have basically found that you are what you eat.

Of course, if YOU taste good, your lover will want to eat you more often, so improving your body's taste and smell should be important to you.

Nutritionsists have discovered that alkaline-based foods such as meats and fish produce a bitter taste or a fish taste. Dairy products, which contain a high bacterial putrefaction level create the foulest tasting fluids with the exception of asparagus. The taste of asparagus-laced semen is downright disgusting. Don't do this to anyone you care about.

For the sweetest tasting cum, you should eat lots of acidic fruits, sweets, and alcohol. These foods give bodily fluids a pleasant, sugary flavor. Chemically processed liquors will cause an extremely acidic taste, so if you're going to drink alcohol, drink high-quality, naturally fermented beers or sake.

I have always been complimented on the taste of my cum and I attribute it to drinking lots of fruit juices, mostly pineapple and lemonade. I have a lemon tree and every year I harvest the lemons and squeeze them and freeze them in ice cube trays. Later, I toss a few ice cubes and a couple of lemon cubes in a blender with some sugar and a little water. This is the recipe for the best lemonade on earth.

Cranberry is also known to change the taste of your semen to a sweeter flavour. fruits such as melon, mango, apple, or grape are good, but not as good as pineapple and lemonade (or other citrus fruits).

In the vegetable category, parsley and celery are recommended. I also eat massive amounts of celery, so it probably helps give me the cum taste that has been so popular. I have no idea if it makes a difference in the taste of my cum, but I consume so much carrot juice and baby carrots that my complexion turns orange. I believe carrots make a difference.

My own research shows that eating Orange Slices candy gives me a sweet tasting cum that many men find irresistable. It doesn't have the same effect on the waistline, however. As a side note, I have a theory that Orange Slices are also an aphrodisiac.