Some people wonder why guys would want to give themselves a BJ. The answer is very simple. . .it is just
another way of masturbating. Actually, it is a much better way of masturbating.
Women in particular seem to be grossed-out by autofellatio. My observation is that women are very
possessive about their boyfriends penis, anyway. I believe most women would prefer that their
significant other NOT masturbate at all.
A self-service blowjob is just masturbation, except better. (I know I am repeating myself, but
that is an important point.) You get all the stimulation of a hot, wet mouth, but you get it just
the way you like it.
If you also happen to like sucking cocks, you also get the satisfaction of giving a blow job to
someone you really care about.
On the downside, there are no downsides. OK, if you are sucking yourself, you have no one to blame for scraping teeth or sloppy technique.
Another befefit is that a lot of guys enjoy ejaculating on themselves or swallowing their own cum. Self-sucking
gives you the most efficient delivery method if you’re into eating your own.
In my opinion (disagreement and discussion welcome), in order to suck yourself off, you need to have
either a very limber body or a very long dick. Both is ideal.
Having a longer penis obviously makes self-sucking easier by decreasing the distance from your cock
head to your mouth, so the longer your dick, the less you have to bend. Since penis length is something
you were born with or not, you should concentrate on what you can do to increase your flexibility.
Fortunately, in order to self-suck, you do not have to have an enormous cock. Many guys who are just
average sized (5 to 6 inches hard) can do it. Unless you were born double-jointed or have been
practicing yoga for the last 10 years, it will probably take some time and practice to get your
dick and your mouth to converge.
Other prerequisites are overall health of your back and neck. If you have a slipped disk, misaligned
vertebrae, or any other chronic back problem, do not attempt autofellatio. Even those with
healthy and normal backs need to exercise caution and not push themselves when self-sucking to
avoid back injuries.
Besides a bad back, having a huge gut is another impediment to self-sucking, but that is also
something you fix. If you have a gut, it is going to get in the way and block you from your goal, so start reaching
for your toes and crunching those abs. Just do it slowly.
The easiest and probably most effective position for autofellatio is lying on your back. You’ll
probably want to use a bed, sofa, or other cushioned surface for comfort, although practicing on
a carpeted floor can sometimes give you better leverage. You should have a wall or a headboard
nearby to brace your feet against.
Lie down (naked, of course) with the top of your head at least a foot from the wall.
Pull your legs up and roll back onto your shoulders, raising your legs over your head.
Brace your feet on the wall and walk your way down until your crotch is close to your face.
Lift your head up if necessary to get closer.
If your back feels tight, do not strain to reach your cock, even if it is tantalizingly close.
Just let your muscles stretch. You may want to use one hand to pull your cock closer.
Suck what you can, otherwise, just wank and keep practicing.
A variation on this position is the gravity-assisted method, where you simply lie back, throw your
legs up over your head, and let gravity pull them down.
To help out, you can hook one or both arms behind your knees and pull towards you. Do not pull
too hard or strain yourself.
With both of these positions, be careful about putting too much pressure on your neck or pulling on
it too hard.
If you can get your mouth around your cock head, you are doing great. Just use your tongue and lips
to stimulate yourself.
The cock head is the most sensitive part of your dick anyway. If you are able to get your mouth
around a significant portion of your cock, you can either move your head up and down to get a
sucking rhythm going, or flex your legs and back to move your lower body up and down. You can
alternate these methods to avoid fatiguing your neck or back.
The seated position is another good one for autofellatio beginners. Simply sit on the edge of a
chair, couch, or bed, and bend down towards your dick, curving your back.
Be sure you suck in your gut to get it out of the way. Grab onto the edge of whatever you are
sitting on and use it to pull yourself further down.
You can also hook an arm under your knees and pull up. You may want to keep one hand on your
dick to steady it, or to pull it upwards towards your mouth.
In this position you need to use a bobbing motion of your head or upper body to go down
on yourself. Again, don’t strain your back or neck or move too suddenly.
Just bear in mind that this is a long process and progress is slow. If it is important to you,
you can do it if you take the time and effort. Think of all the fun you will have looking at
your cock close-up.